MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation conducted a pre-dawn raid on The Big Mac Gobbler's Mar-a-Lago Florida complex
Trump was upstairs in his master bedroom, when one of the maids informed him that there were 16 FBI agents, 9 CIA agents, 11 deputies from Palm Beach County, and 7 members of the Green Berets searching the mansion.
The Pied Piper of Pussygrabbingville, was extremely furious and he began hurling abusive insults, vulgar diatribes, and inflammatory invectives at the officers, so they immediately placed him in handcuffs while they conducted their legal search.
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reported that FBI agents conducted a search of the Trumpturd's master bedroom and they found 13 rubber inflatable dolls; 5 that looked like Marjorie Taylor Greene, 3 that resembled Hope Hicks, 2 that looked like Stormy Daniels, 2 that looked like Kimberly Guilfoyle, and 1 that resembled Rosie O'Donnell.
Law enforcement officers also found 19 Fort Knox gold bars in Trump's underwear drawer
SIDENOTE: The agents were all shocked to find several photograph albums of an adult Ivanka Trump in various degrees of nudity.
