FBI Raids Trump Home in Florida-Mar a Lago - Trump Still Flushing Documents

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 9 August 2022

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Trump's "move theatre" is quite a spectacle.

Trump was in NY, out of the way - so the FBI, got a warrant, and searched Mar a Lago.

One freezer has about 500 big Macs - possibly an emergency supply. They also found a porno room and had to spend 3 hours checking out the DVDs...for evidence.

Trump had taken classified documents from the Presidential office to Florida - about 15 boxes of them. It is a mystery why he took them. He never read classified documents. And he was known to tear them up and flush them at the White house as he didn't trust paper shredders - or possibly he ran out of toilet paper at times. The FBI heard from one of his illegal immigrant housekeepers he was still flushing documents and investigated.

As president, Trump was famous for not reading documents - instead having them described to him - and then signing. He never read a document while President of the United States - so why did he take documents to Mar a Lago? Possibly they were pardons for his buddies, and documents about other dirty deeds.

Taking Classified documents is a federal crime. The National Archives was pissed that Trump had done this - and got the FBI to act.

(They have a lot of Real good Dirt on the FBI).

The FBI might have to Lock him up over these documents.

If that happens, Hillary has vowed to visit him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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