KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Detroit Daily Divulger has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has donated her right ovary to her maternal grandmother Selma Jo Wowcastle, 74.
According to Daily Divulger reporter Sally Fiddlefax, Mrs. Wowcastle, recently caught her husband of 51 years, Thor with a much younger woman (31) at a masseuse parlor in Kalamazoo.
Wowcastle says that she is going to divorce her philandering Trumpesque husband, and she hopes to get impregnated by her boyfriend Bobby Tickalini, who is only 49.
Marjorie's grandmother cannot thank her granddaughter enough for her totally unselfish act.
SIDENOTE: A doctor who deals in pregnancies in older woman gave Mrs. Wowcastle's baby making body parts a thorough check up, and he stated that Mrs. Wowcastle's chances of getting pregnant are 71%.
