Once upon a time, Donald Trump boasted, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?'
Not so fast, Scooter.
Scooter might keep his MAGA crowd (even while sitting in jail); however, he'll be in jail. OK?
When Trump left La Casa Blanca, he carted off over 15 boxes of classified documents that were supposed to go to the National Archives. When the National Archives discovered the missing boxes, they told Trump to send them back. That was about May of 2021. Trump returned some boxes but kept others with him at Mar-a-Lago.
Negotiations for the stolen classified documents continued, but Trump stiffed the National Archives.
"Can't hear you. OK?"
So Attorney General Merrick Garland got permission from a Judge who signed off on a search warrant to retrieve the stolen classified documents. On August 8, 2022, nineteen months after Trump left office, the FBI performed a search at Mar-a-Lago for the missing/stolen documents.
What did the former baloney salesman from Baker's Field, a staunch Trump supporter and lusting to be the next Speaker of the House, say?
Take a deep breath.
"When the Republicans win back the House of Representatives (and he presumedly replaces Nancy Pelosi), we will conduct immediate oversight of this department (Department of Justice), follow the facts, and leave no stone unturned. So, Attorney General Garland, preserve your documents and clear your calendar."
Watch what you say about no stone unturned.
Remember, you're on Trump's side. You might locate the records for the missing 187 minutes of January 6, Trump's tax returns, his financial records, the Moscow Ritz-Carlton pee-pee, his bone-spur X-rays, his Wharton grades, and...
OK?
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