Wow, it really happened, it really looks like America is NOT the banana republic we all thought it had turned into when Trump ran for political office.
WOW WOW WOW!!!
During the FBI raid of Mar-A-Lago, there was really only one thing Trump himself was worried about.
We have here a recording taken by Secret Service staff who had to “stand down and stand back” as cops went through all of Trump’s stuff.
This is Donny himself talking:
“No, don’t take that! Those are Melania’s special home movies – which she made for me in Slovenia when she was 15 – ah no, don’t take those – you can’t get that stuff anymore, those are rare magazines, only a dozen were ever published and I have six of them, you can’t even see that stuff on the internet – oh god no don’t take Ivanka’s early OshKosh B'gosh modeling photos – I had those made in a professional studio on Jeff’s island – oh god not that – that’s Junior and Eric wrestling over a kilo of coke I bought them for Christmas one year – they were already flying and fucked when they opened their presents – ah shit, not that, no please just leave me that, I can’t live without my hair! Yes, I have several boxes of hair – I need them – take the other shit, I don’t care, I’ll go quietly, but leave me the hair, the diapers, my sponge on a stick since Melania won’t wash my back anymore, and maybe a couple cases of Diet Coke, can I keep those? The safe? OH GOD NO NOT MY SAFE!””
The FBI removed many, many boxes, some labeled “Classified”, from the resort, with Donny weeping on his knees, talking about suicide.
It reminded on FBI agent, “He’s just like Hitler in the bunker! We’re seeing history here!”
And history marches ever ever on …
