ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Georgia gynecologist Gerald Licklidge, 76, made bowling history when he bowled a perfect 300 game while blindfolded.
"Licky" who has previously bowled two 300 games before (without a blindfold) said that he spent about 7 hours a day practicing at a backyard bowling lane that he and his grandmother Ida Fawn Soapberry built using particle board, discarded metal, and used plywood.
Dr. Licklidge, who says he has always loved a challenge noted that his next goal is to go down to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico and fight a bull while blindfolded and wearing nothing but a jock strap.
The doctor's wife, Cynthia Pearl Licklidge has stated that if "Licky" does go down to The Land of Ole and fights a bull while wearing NOTHING but a jock strap, then she will leave his ass immediately and she'll move in with her first husband. ■
