Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering all left-leaning individuals to leave Florida immediately.
“We will round up any Democrats, radical Marxists, Californians, Biden supporters and other assorted wokesters next week, anyone left of center should prepare to get out” said the Republican leader.
“Buses will be leaving Disney World, corporate headquarters, tourist areas, left leaning cities and other places where woke individuals congregate, and dropping them off at the Georgia border” said DeSantis.
