Travel Expose - by Basil Blathering - English Church News.
I am here at the Isle of Wight watching disgraceful conduct by young people, said Basil Blathering on a windy Sunday morning.
It all started with immature young pranksters on You tube, telling people to come here and smoke the Seaweed, and get high - and demonstrating how to do it. A disgraceful video.
My Church paper sent immediately me to investigate.
It was a You Tube prank, but the youngsters won't believe me. I forced myself to smoke the seaweed and did not get high.
Many dozens of young people are disembarking here at the port of Fishbone, carrying Wellies and backpacks and headed for the beach.
All they are going to get are parched lips, a great thirst, and seagull poop. The Pubs will be happy. The Horny Clam has good food - and the Sherry was excellent. It will be packed.
Those scoundrels on YouTube said there was great 'cheese' at the Isle and urged all Cheddarheads to go and try the free Weed.
I thought maybe there were dairy farms out here.
At least the young people will have had a healthy outing - around Nature - but as usual they will drink and lay together in same sandy nook by the ocean - doing who knows what. What happened to the Old England?
