BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has reported that a group of 29 X-rated photos purported to be of Melania “Be Best” Trump are most probably a bit fake.
DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, noted that the photos were purchased by the Daily Drama, from an individual who claims to have once been Melania’s botox injector.
The botoxer, identified only as Norman, recalls actually having taken 23 of the 29 photos. He pointed out that the other 6 were taken by his extremely-sexy-girlfriend, Millicent Cilantro (38-24-36).
When Mrs. Trump was contacted by Miss St. Lamb and asked to make a comment, the ex-first lady simply said, “Dees effen fodoes ease not of me and less me just says dat I duzzn't not now nor eber have I eber had a tattoo of an Afreecun elliefunt on my left ass sheek.”
SIDENOTE: When Eric Trump was asked to make a comment on his step-mother, he remarked, that he recalls having seen the African elephant tattoo several years ago during a semi-nude swimming party romp at Trump Tower.