Obama Telephones Queen About Daniel Craig's Room At Windsor Castle
When former President Obama heard about the Daniel Craig room at Windsor, he telephoned Queen Elizabeth. But, busy, he had to wait. Finally, ten minutes later she came on the telephone. “Bubbles, what’s going on with giving Daniel Craig a room at…
Read full storyThe IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if the predatorial racist doesn’t have enough problems, now News Blues is reporting that he has yet another problem with the Internal Revenue Service. News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, has discovered that…
Read full storyDaniel Craig In One More Bond Film: There IS TOO Time To Die
For a private island in the Caribbean, his corporate jet with a landing strip at Heathrow, and the uncontested seat in Parliament, Daniel Craig has reluctantly decided to do one more James Bond film, much to the relief of his many fans and the bank o…
Read full storyTV guide - 9 Oct 2021
6:00. Paintless. The quiz show where the winner is the one with the least paint on them. How much of a mess will this week's contestants make? 7:00. Strictly Come Lancing. The contestants reveal their boils for the judges. 8:00. Great Incontine…
Read full storySmug man still smug
Smug bloke about town Simon Bartholomew was smug when he told everyone on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter that his life was so full, he didn't even notice that Facebook and Instagram were down for six hours last week. Across the three platforms, S…
Read full storyAlien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting
Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…
Read full storyCouple surprised to see Christmas Cards in the shops
When out for their weekly shop Gary and Lorraine Johnson were surprised to see Christmas Cards in the window of Diane Goggins Village shop. 'I went in for a copy of the Daily Mail, Milk and Bread' said Gary 'and to my great surprise Diane Goggins…
Read full storyCity shocked that their MP says something stupid on Twitter, again
Michael Madeup, an MP in a city that bangs on about the people that left it to become famous has shocked its residents by something stupid on Twitter, again. Local idiot Wayne Gaps said 'I like Michael he is just a laugh ain't he? I mean the hair,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to the Daily Dirt, Marjorie Taylor Greene was in The Crab Cake Capital of the World stocking up on crab cakes and getting some much-needed work on her pubic region (very private). She was asked by DD reporter…
Read full storyMan who solved the Times crossword in 10 minutes is still banging on about it
Michael Havers, from Chutney on the Fritz has told seven people this morning that he solved the Times crossword in ten minutes. 'Yes I surprised myself' said Mr Havers 'So I told my wife, three people in the park, Lynn who works at the Post Office…
Read full storyLiz Truss still banging on about Pork Markets
Government whizzkid Liz Truss is still banging on about opening Pork Markets in Beijing, it has been disclosed to us. Although according to Katie Melua, Beijing has 9 million bicycles, its Pork Markets were very badly served until Ms Truss did som…
Read full storyLines with Michael Gove - new TV show pitch
Government wonder boy Michael Gove has revealed his new project to the media, a new television show. Lines with Michael Gove will look at the importance of Train lines to the health, safety and economic welfare of the country over the last few yea…
Read full storyFrance Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II
PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…
Read full storyVP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…
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