America's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Going back to the 40s, 50s, and 60s, television westerns have always played a big part of the TV prime time schedules. And according to TV critic, writer, and fan, Abel Zorro, with The Hullabaloo Review, some of the top…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…
Read full storyQuestions raised as to when Shakin' Stevens biggest song can be played in the shops
Christmas is usually a time for remembering a great Aunt with a Christmas Card, why your parents watched the Good Life in the seventies, and for remembering Shakin' Stevens, and his ever-green festive song Merry Christmas Everyone. This year, the…
Read full storyEx partners now doing what politician do
Ex-partners across the country are now following what government ministers do by poking their noses around in things that don't concern them. Former Prime Minister John Major has started the trend, by stating his opinion on the conservative party, a…
Read full storyConservatives crowd funding for a new moral compass
Conservative Minister the Right Honourable Roger Mywife has launched a crowdfunding campaign for a new moral compass for the conservatives, as their one seems to be broken. The bearded 73-year-old said 'Have you seen my teeth? No, I will go on abo…
Read full storySexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Recent studies conducted at Pawtucket’s prestigious Paul Revere University have shown that the incidence of sexual intercourse has gone down in 37 of the 50 states. Professor Wilmington F. Fissaletti, 74,…
Read full storyUnited Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!
After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood…
Read full storyMillions of Trump Supporters Are Now Telling Him To Please Go Away Before He Totally Kills The Republican Party
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The Republican publication, GOPicky Magazine has just issued a strongly worded message to Donald Jonathan Trump. The magazine which claims it helped DJT get elected in 2016, has stated that it is no secret…
Read full storyWill Republicans Who Voted Against Infrastructure Receive Any Of The Pie?
Ever since President Biden moved into the White House, (after kicking Trump out) Biden has been trying to pass both the Infrastructure and the Build America Better bill. The Build America Better bill is in no way, shape or form related to the ran…
Read full storyScarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…
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