PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian.
According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, behind her back of course, found a life-size robot doll in her husband's suit closet.
The maid remarked that the doll is quite sexy, very beautiful, and looks exactly like Hope Hicks, even down to the Big Mac tattoo just above her bikini line.
When Mrs. Trump confronted her husband, he turned as orange as a navel orange and right away said that the doll is not his, he has never seen the doll before, and then added that he guesses that it was most probably left there by Matt Gaetz.
Melania yelled that she is getting sick and tired-as-shit of his never-ending frickin’ lying.
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