Is Donald Trump Rosemary's Baby?
It's a toss-up. On the one hand, the rumor is that people are buying tickets to Donald Trump’s 2024 inauguration. And on the other hand, people are buying tickets to be in court to watch his jail sentencing sometime between this year and 2024. The…
Read full storyTrump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids
NORWEGIAN WOOD, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Donald Trump spoke before a crowd of 17, in the parking lot of the local Walmart. He told the crowd of shoppers that he will never ride off into the sunset the way losers like Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina,…
Read full storyThe Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics
BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo and Turn It Into a Luxurious Historical Bed & Breakfast
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world Bezos-Musk Inc., has just announced that it is currently in negotiations with The Alamo Coalition Alliance, in an effort to purchase the historical Texas mission located in downtown…
Read full storyNBA Commits to New Diversity Goals, Will Add More White, Hispanic and Asian Players
Many have observed that professional sports have lagged behind the current commitment to diversify government, educational, and corporate institutions. The National Hockey League, for example, is well known for its failure to recruit black player…
Read full storyJulian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon
LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…
Read full storyIvanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…
Read full storyConan O’Brien Reveals The Real Reason Why He Quit His Late Night Talk Show
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez has learned the real reason why the host of Late Night With Conan O’Brien decided to hang up his talk show microphone. The 58-year-old redhead told Fernandez that lots of people thi…
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