Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…
Read full storyCancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh
PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – A contingent of politicians, businessmen, and two matadors traveled from Cancun, Mexico to Pittsburgh to meet with Pirates owner Robert Nutting. The group of influential men had heard from watching ESPN-7, that he ma…
Read full storyAre Greeks and Italians White?
Yes, this is a real question, and one seriously debated in a recent UN Sponsored scholarly convocation at the request, it is said, of certain influential officials of southern European ancestry who wished to be classified as persons of color (POC).
Read full storyNew Super-Hero Based On Infamous Zoom-Guy Jeffrey Toobin Coming Soon
The next iteration of the fantastically successful world of Marble super-heroes will feature a new addition to the pantheon, the Toobinator, modelled loosely on the CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, infamous for masturbating on a Zoom call with his c…
Read full storyCouple not really that shocked by number 7
When perusing an article on the Internet, tolerably married couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson were told that number 7 in a list would shock them. However, in a rare case of lying on the Internet, neither of them were really that put out. Gary ta…
Read full storyHolland in outrage as Prime Minister Rutten comes out and admits, "I'm not Gay!"
Liberal Holland renowned for being oh so liberal in all aspects of modern life, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, is now devastated after their PM, Mijnheer Rutten, enduring a Dutch tabloid witch hunt has 'Come Out' at last! However, in contrary to w…
Read full storyEvery School In Tennessee Named After Civil War General Nathan Bedford Forrest Is Getting a Name Change
MEMPHIS – (Satire News) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine’s Buck Yazoo has just reported that after a whole lotta years, Tennessee schools named after the Confederate general who was one of the founders of the Ku Klux Klan will get new names. Yazoo remarke…
Read full storyA Kentucky Couple Is Arrested For Shooting Up A Neighbor’s Hummingbird Feeder
WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that Tiddly Lee Fogstuffer, 57, and her husband of 29 years, Triscuit “Bubba” Fogstuffer, 52, got so drunk the other night that they went next door and shot up their n…
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