Fed Chief Powell Testifies He Was Told by His Wife that Prices are Going Up, Causing Markets to Drop
Washington - The stocks market suffered a huge setback on Thursday after Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, in his monthly report to Congress, shared the news that his wife and kids had told him at dinner one night recently that prices for every…
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Explains The Coca-Cola Bottles Incident
EURO 2021 – (Sports Satire) – Reports are that the Coca-Cola Company is very upset with Juventus Football Club forward Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, for taking two bottles of the soft drink and pouring them on a reporter with Russia’s national…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Now Claiming That Space Aliens Are Targeting Him
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The latest claim emanating from the mysteriously misogynistic mind of the former White House occupant states that he is now being singled out and targeted by space aliens because of his wealth, health, and high I…
Read full story"Madness!" Scientists discover to be insane is actually quite a healthy state!
Scientists studying Nutters in a Liverpool Loony bin have discovered scientific information which will shock the world as we know it! It seems the main cause for Scouse "Madness" is having Gerry and The Pacemakers abhorrent song, "You'll Never Wal…
Read full storyA Senator From Montana Brags That Her State Has No White Supremacist Racists
HELENA, Montana – (Satire News) – Senator Rosetta V. Nipniller, was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency and she said that she would not want to live anywhere else but in the Big Sky state. The senator bragged that Montana has the bl…
Read full storyPresident Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump
GENEVA, Switizerland – (Satire News) – The leaders of the two greatest nations on the face of the earth met at the Biden-Putin Summit in Geneva, and they had some good, drawn out, heated discussions. First they talked about the Summer Olympics in…
Read full storyPaula Deen, The Cooking Goddess, Alias The Butta Lady, Is Back – And She’s Cookin’ Up A Storm
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The cooking maven who single-handedly made French fries, cake, donuts, sugar, pies, and butta famous, is back again and with a Southern-Fried vengeance. Paula Ann Deen, at one time had 4 cooking shows on different c…
Read full storyThe Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll Flops – Only 8 Sold
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The toy industry is reporting that the biggest flop in the history of toy flops is the Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll. The Hasbrutha Toy Company reports that out of the 200,000 that were produced and distribute…
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