Confounded Man Quarantined
A local man was admitted to a local hospital early today complaining of discombobulation and confusion. "I don't know what the f**k happened!" he said from his hospital bed. "Just a few minutes earlier, I was fine. Next thing I knew, I was flat on my…
Read full storyQAnon's Marjorie Taylor Greene is Hated as Much as Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Mustafa Haliboo Combined
DICKWEED, Mississippi – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene self-proclaimed darling of the QAnon movement and human tampon, has just become even more hated than Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Al Qaeda leader Mustafa Haliboo. The sewer water blo…
Read full storyPresident Biden’s New Press Secretary Makes Trump’s Press Secretaries Look Like Douchebags
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House press secretary Jen Psaki, during her first press conference, stated that, unlike Trump’s press secretaries, Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kayleigh McEnany, she will tell the truth, she won’t…
Read full storyMelania calls the shots!
Re-settling in his beloved Florida is proving the next great hurdle for poor old Donald Trump. Melania is not amused, and is patently seeking to rule the roost. Go carts are a no-go for the Slovenian model, so she has to walk, or rather strut, eve…
Read full storyAnalysts say senator's “erection” mistake a sign of dementia among Democrats
Curious as it may be, Mr. Trump's coming impeachment trial has aroused Democrats in unexpected ways. Speaking on the senate floor about Mr. Trump's upcoming trial, Senate Majority Leader, Charles Schumer recently stated: “Make no mistake, ther…
Read full storyHaggis survives both New Year's Eve and Burn's Night
Edinburgh-based haggis Hamish Macbeth is glad to have survived both New Year's Eve, and now Burn's Night, but cannot help but reflect on the three friends he has lost. 'As a haggis, you have very few natural enemies, but people hunt us down in Dec…
Read full storyPaper Was Stuck To Pie
In news that is sure to come as a bombshell to those in culinary circles, a man has revealed how a pie he bought from a bakery, at dinnertime today, had become stuck to the greaseproof paper casing upon which it was sat. Moys Kenwood, 57, purchase…
Read full storyMan Makes Breakthrough In 18-Month-Old Sudoku
There were celebrations in one household this afternoon, when a man who started a Sudoku puzzle from the newspaper nearly 18 months ago but stopped trying to complete it when it became rather too difficult, made a chance inroad which may, ultimately,…
Read full storySpoof owners send 'Spider Buster Team' into the forums to rid the place of cobwebs!
The Spoof forums, once a majestic place to laugh, create, highly intellectual (Well Erskin Quint was), and generally have a great time, has become a dank, dark, leaky cavern where only poisonous spiders spin their webs. Enter at your peril if one suf…
Read full storyTom Brady of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Shows He’s 43, Going on 23, as He's Headed For The Super Bowl
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satires) – In the battle of the two future Hall of Fame quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the man with the same initials as the city he plays for came out on top. The Bucs beat the Pack 31 to 26. Dottie Bazooka with Sp…
Read full storyTrump To Run For President Of Russia
With Vladimir Putin having so much trouble with opposition leader Alexei Navalny, Donald Trump sees a possible opening and solution to his bankruptcy, jail sentence, Mar-A-Lago, and Apprentice cancelation, which is to escape to Russia, and then run f…
Read full storyMike Pence A Hero And A Gentleman
After standing behind Donald Trump for the last four years and looking half asleep, former Vice President Mike Pence came to life in his last month of office, proving to be both a hero and a gentleman. Hard to say that about Donald Trump. Vice…
Read full storyMan Urinates On Other Man's Trousers
Not content with making the common public urinal mistake of urinating all over a neighboring user's shoes, one man went a step further at the weekend when, hurriedly unzipping his fly to relieve his bladder, he 'lost control' of the situation, and so…
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