The Spoof forums, once a majestic place to laugh, create, highly intellectual (Well Erskin Quint was), and generally have a great time, has become a dank, dark, leaky cavern where only poisonous spiders spin their webs. Enter at your peril if one suffers from Arachnophobia!
After months of poetical protest, Jaggedone, aided by his team of 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' foot soldiers, have at last persuaded The Spoof management team to send a squad of 'Spider Busters' into the dense, filled with green moss, dark abyss, to eradicate the cobwebs out of the joint.
Arachnophobia experts say spiders can only spin their webs if there is much love and warmth in the house! Well, these forums definitely prove scientists wrong, because there aint no love or warmth there anymore! So, spiders, grabbing their chance, have spun their webs so thick and entangled, nobody with an inch of satirical, off the cuff humour in their weird brains would dare enter!
A squad of 'Spider Busters' will enter as soon as Covid-19 allows, mind you readers, their suits look the same as our fabulous hospital staff workers doing a fantastic job all over the globe, but that's too serious, this particular chemical-cleaning-operation is just for a laugh, Ha bloody Ha!
Many UK writers blame their US colleagues for 'Trumping' up the cobweb process because too many 'Trumps' would give anybody the 'Hump'. Luckily, 'Trumping up Trump' is now history, and once the place has been chemically cleaned of all cobwebs related to this rather pathetic, satirical character, there is now room for innovative, funny, entertaining Beatles, and other Bugs, to take the place over!
PS: Please Jaggedone, we beg you, not another reference to that sad city perched on the edge of the Irish Sea, they have suffered enough!