Not content with making the common public urinal mistake of urinating all over a neighboring user's shoes, one man went a step further at the weekend when, hurriedly unzipping his fly to relieve his bladder, he 'lost control' of the situation, and soaked the his stall neighbor's trousers as well!
Moys Kenwood, 57, was in and around his local shopping area when he felt the need to go to the toilet. He considered, as many local 'gentlemen' do, pissing up a wall, in a shop doorway, up a tree, behind a bush, or, indeed, anywhere else that is not a toilet, but his civilized upbringing tapped him on the shoulder, and wagged an admonishing finger in his direction.
Instead, he sought out, and eventually tracked down, some public toilets that had already seen better days 10 years ago, and had gone downhill since then.
He rushed in, and, spotting a free space at the urinals, he made for it. Now desperate, he ripped open his zip and pulled out his tool, but, as he did so, he could no longer hold back the piss, and it sprayed this way and that, in the style of a fireman's hose, or the incoming tide smashing against a sea wall.
The man standing next to him recoiled in terror as he trousers took the brunt of the deluge, as Kenwood looked on, apologetic, yet relieved.
The Englishman then washed his hands, and went to finish his shopping.