Biden’s Surprising New Executive Orders Stun (Some) Americans
Apparently true to his word that he would not waste time merely legislating when executive orders would suffice, President Biden has issued a new set of far-reaching orders that will fundamentally transform America. 1. First, the southern US bord…
Read full storyMan watching Last of the Summer Wine boxset for the seventh time
Gary Higginbottom, a sewer worker from Mithering on the Trent, plans to sit down and watch the whole box set of the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s sit-com Last of the Summer Wine for the seventh time this weekend. 'As you can imagine, from my job,' said G…
Read full storyLiverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room
Fans of the Premier League champions, Liverpool, were in disarray this morning after seeing their team slide further down the table following an Anfield defeat by lowly Burnley, but they may not be in as much disarray as their German coach, Jürgen Kl…
Read full storyGerman truck load of pigs gets stuck in the mud!
Truck driving in rural areas during winter can sometimes be precarious especially when a farm sits on top of a muddy hill, and trucks loaded with live pigs need to reach the farm. One incident, which caused quite a stir (not fry), happened in a ti…
Read full storyNew theory of politics vigorously denied in the halls of social media and congress
Professor Floutus Dignit of MIT has just emerged to the world stage with a theory he calls “similar to the problem of delirium tremens in the old days.” The delirium tremens malady occurs as a consequence of withdrawal from alcohol, with unpleasa…
Read full storyTrump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press
World leaders and social media are expressing outrage that Mr. Trump's farewell note to Mr. Biden has been exposed. Mr. Biden described the note as “a very generous letter.” Meanwhile, Mr. Bin Salman and Mr. Netanyahu have led a chorus of angr…
Read full storyRussian Political Scientist Kept Saying "Mmng-geh"
A Russian political scientist invited onto a news programme to give his views on the arrest and subsequent incarceration of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny, raised eyebrows amongst the viewing public after he peppered his statements with a s…
Read full storyThe Washington Monument And Fireworks Display
The fireworks display surrounding the Washington Monument on January 20, inauguration night, was absolute magic. Following four years of racist, white supremacist governance, attempted walls of isolation, travel bans, children taken from parents,…
Read full storyNew Orleans Quarterback Drew Brees Announces His Political Intentions
NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that now that New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Bree’s will be hanging up his jockstrap for good, he has decided to go into his second love, politics. Brees who is one of the greatest quarte…
Read full storyHouston Astros Superstar George Springer is Headed To Canada
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – In a move that's shocked baseball fans throughout the nation, Houston Astros fan-favorite George Springer will be leaving Texas and moving up to Toronto. The All-star, free-agent, outfielder and spokesman for Lone Star…
Read full storyLiverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!
After last year's success, when Liverpool Football Club won their first top flight title in three decades, few people would have bet against Jurgen Klopp's men repeating the feat this time around, but after a humiliating 1-0 defeat against Burnley at…
Read full storyBoris ducking criticism over nature move
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, has introduced an incentive for the country's native population of wood ducks to breed in greater numbers. He wants to personally run up and down the banks of the River Thames River blowing a d…
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