The Mar-a-Lago Mauler Knocked Out Of Ring: Will He Come Back In 24?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Millions of sports fans over the age of 100 will remember watching one of the greatest comebacks in the history of boxing. Ninety-eight years ago, heavyweight champion Jack Dempsey and Argentine challenger Luis Angel Firpo produce…
Read full storyDonald Trump has bought all of the Frozen Prawns
Donald Trump has bought all of the Frozen Prawns in Washington, having read something about it on the internet. Now banned from Twitter, current American president, and present and future criminal mastermind, Donald Trump, will be hiding all of th…
Read full storyNO To Donald Trump
Nicola Sturgeon, First Minister of Scotland, said NO to Donald Trump. And she meant it. It seems that Donald Trump had made plans to skip the inauguration and, instead, hop on a plane (not Air Force One) and take refuge flying away to his golf cou…
Read full storyLittle Girl's Headache Was Down To Tension
A young girl with a splitting headache whose sorrowful image has been flashed across the front pages of most of the newspapers across the world, has said that it was, in fact, a terrible migraine she'd had for two days after a stressful day at school…
Read full storyOle Solskjaer tells Klopp he's a 'tosser!'
(NOT EDITED) After their drab, dire, boring, super-footy-show yesterday, the Manchester United manager has come out and verbally attacked (maybe he should have done that on the pitch at Anfield) the Liverpool FC manager, Klopp! "Juergen, you are a…
Read full storyJustin Bieber To Have 17 of His Tattoos Removed
HOLLWYOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has disclosed that Justin Bieber’s wife, Hailey Baldwin, is thrilled that her husband has decided to have 17 of his tattoos lasered off. Hailey told BPTs' Carolina Chipotle that she has been pleading…
Read full storySushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Several residents of Malibu Beach called up the Malibu Beach sheriff’s department and reported a UFO in the left coast sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres said she interviewed a couple, Toby and…
Read full story"Sons of Confederates" Demand Baseball "Yankees" Change Their Name
Richmond, VA. An SOS from Wood Blister in an exclusive to Spoof On Sports. In response to efforts by liberal Northerners to remove Confederate statues, names of Confederates from military bases, and the banning of the song "Dixie" at athletic ev…
Read full storyA few deaths; what's the big deal?
Following 13 deaths after vaccination in Norway, Dr. Steiner Madsen, of The Norwegian Medicines Agency, commented: “We do not see anything alarming with these figures. All deaths are in elderly and frail people with underlying diseases.” The…
Read full storyJackie Chan's Rush Hour 4 Stalled
While promoting their newest film Rush Hour 4 in New York City yesterday, Jackie Chan apparently became enraged at Chris Tucker’s self-promotion as the “star” of the franchise and strangled him to death in front of hundreds of shocked on-lookers.
Read full storyFirst Look At Biden’s Inaugural Speech
Joseph Biden will climb down the steps of the Capitol Building to the microphone, wait for the applause to stop, remove his Ray-Ban's, then say: “Daddy’s here! The Trump nightmare is over. The nation and the rest of the world can get out from und…
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