Justin Bieber To Have 17 of His Tattoos Removed

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 January 2021

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Justin told Carolina Chipotle with BPT, that just since January 1, he has written 6 love songs about Hailey.

HOLLWYOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has disclosed that Justin Bieber’s wife, Hailey Baldwin, is thrilled that her husband has decided to have 17 of his tattoos lasered off.

Hailey told BPTs' Carolina Chipotle that she has been pleading with Justy to have some of his tattoos removed since last Columbus Day.

She said she read an article in Good Housekeeping that pointed out that having more than 12 tattoos can cause a skin condition known as Picmindukatois.

This rare but itchy-as-hell skin condition, was first discovered in 1888 by natives on the Pacific Island of Tunafishia.

The condition can get to where a person will actually resort to rubbing 3-weight motor oil on his body to try and stop the infernal itching.

Last summer, a Kankakee, Illinois, resident’s itching got so bad, that he actually picked up a porcupine, and started rubbing his entire body with it - including his pubic region.

When Bieber was asked for a comment, he replied that he will definitely take Hailey’s advice, and he will have 17 tattoos removed.

He said the 17 include, 9 of Selena Gomez, 3 of Kendall Jenner, 2 of Kourtney Kardashian, and one each of Meghan Markle, Dolly Parton, and Sofia Vergara.

Justin did say that he will definitely be keeping his tattoo of Vice-President Kamala Harris' black and white Converse tennis shoes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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