Donald Trump has bought all of the Frozen Prawns

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 18 January 2021

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Donald Trump has bought all of the Frozen Prawns in Washington, having read something about it on the internet.

Now banned from Twitter, current American president, and present and future criminal mastermind, Donald Trump, will be hiding all of the prawns in the curtain rails at the White House, and on Airforce 1.

'I have the best plans,' said the cunning little chap. 'By the time Sleepy Joe Biden is in power, some time will have passed and the overwhelming sense of decaying fish will put him off making any changes or progress.

F.B.I. Officer Stones Malone said: 'We know about the prawns, but really it will be the last thing that Donald has to worry about.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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