101 Symptoms That May Mean You've Already Had The Coronavirus
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is still far from being conquered, despite a worldwide roll-out of vaccination programs, but, with many people reporting relatively mild symptoms, it's difficult to know, conclusively, whether we are suffering from COVID-19…
Read full storyWriter Was Victim Of One-Star Ratings Attack
A writer on a satirical news website, who has clearly incurred the wrath of someone else on the site, has revealed how he has become the unwitting recipient of bonus points for six of his stories, after the dissatisfied reader decided to award 1-star…
Read full storyPelosi adds strip search now required of all Reps entering House Chambers
Capitol police are not sure they have the personnel to carry out Ms. Pelosi's new orders, especially for bathroom breaks from the House floor. The issue rises from a purported metal detector violation by two Republican House members, Reps. Louie G…
Read full storyTV Comedian forgets he is meant to be funny
Everyone's eighth-favourite television comedian, you know, the one who is in everything, and is never really very good at anything, has said on his blog that a while ago, he forgot that he was meant to be funny. The chap, who is not Nish Kumar, sa…
Read full story“Fight Like Hell,” Said Trump
Donald Trump says he’s innocent of inciting the riot at the Capitol Building on January 6. However, he’s on film, with audio, (his voice) speaking on January 6, in front of the White House, saying, "Fight like hell." Guilty as charged. Bingo! B…
Read full story45 year-old Spoofer slips his disc on the turntable!
(NOT EDITED) Fab disco hit from rather weird 80's disco band, Dead or Alive (He really is dead), "You Spin Me Round" was brought back to life by Glam-Rock-Spoofer, John Joe-Transformer (Real name Bert Bumpkins), as he/she twirled around the bedroom d…
Read full storyWhy can't all Parish council meetings be like this?
Following a recent meeting with Handforth Parish Council, another man has asked why his own Parish Council meetings aren't like that. Gary Johnson, a member of Chutney on the Fritz's Parish Council for four years, said: 'In the four years I have b…
Read full storyThe New York Yankees Sign a 17-Year-Old Pitcher Who Can Throw 107 MPH
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the New York Yankees, Aaron Boone, says he hasn’t been as happy as he is now since 2001, when he won $91,000 on Lucky Lady La Brea at the Santa Anita racetrack. The thing that has Boone so extremely…
Read full storyAll 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen, who knows everything about everyone, said that he recently interviewed the three members of the Russian heavy metal rock band, Pussy Riot. Andy talked to the band while eating dinner at Bost…
Read full storyTrump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar
BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the rumor that President Biden and Donald Trump were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night, with their arms around each other…
Read full storyFootball Show Commentator Kept Calling Tyrone Mings "Tyrone Minge"
There was much mirth and laughter during a TV football programme this afternoon, when the commentator on the Aston Villa versus Arsenal Premier League fixture kept referring to the home side's defender Tyrone Mings as 'Tyrone Minge', which was clearl…
Read full storyRepublicans Censure Liz Cheney But Okay With Trump Inciting Riot
Planet Earth skidded to a stop, and started scratching its head. “What?” Planet Earth asked. “The Republicans have censured Liz Cheney for exercising her freedom of speech, but are okay with Donald Trump inciting the January 6th riot of the Capit…
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