The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is still far from being conquered, despite a worldwide roll-out of vaccination programs, but, with many people reporting relatively mild symptoms, it's difficult to know, conclusively, whether we are suffering from COVID-19, or some other virus which is, though uncomfortable, significantly less serious.
We at TheSpoof.com have decided to publish a helpful Readers' Guide of 101 Symptoms of the Coronavirus, to establish whether or not you have, or may already have had, COVID-19.
If you have had any of the following, it's likely you have, or have had, it:
A cough
A tickly cough
A persistent cough
A cough that has made your throat sore
A cough that is really irritating
A cough that appears just when you start speaking
A cough that appears just when you start eating
A cough that appears when you go to bed
A cough that, once it starts, won't stop for ages
A cough that, quite frankly, you've had just about enough of
A cough that really gets on your nerves
A cough that makes you sound like an old man coughing his guts up
A cough that Buttercup Syrup has had no effect on
A cough that you wish would just fuck off
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