All Donald Trump Said Was, "Make Your Thinking Known."
Donald Trump’s lawyers are presenting his defense. Trump is innocent. Donald Trump wasn’t firing up a mob. Nah! No way! All Trump said was, “Make your thinking known.” Or: “Folks,” (referring to a mob of goons and killers defecating in the ha…
Read full storyWhy Isn't The Super Bowl Known As The Superbowl?
When the Kansas City Chiefs take on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl LV at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa on Sunday night, there won't be many people asking why the game has a two-word moniker, but that was exactly the question one man was…
Read full storyConnecticut Bans Butler Fights
HARTFORD – Over stiff opposition from the state Republican Party, Connecticut governor Ned Lamont today signed a bill banning the practice of Butler Fights. This is a practice in which the butler of one gentleman is put in a pit with the butler of an…
Read full storyYoung Frankenstein Curse Claims Cloris Leachman
LOS ANGELES – In yet another example of the curse on the actors in the movie Young Frankenstein, Cloris Leachman has passed away at age 94. This follows the long list of untimely deaths of the 1974 movie’s stars. Starting with Marty Feldman in 198…
Read full storyHell Toupee
News has reached us that Donald Trump's hairpiece has released a scathing, fly- on-the-wall attack on the much-missed American president. The hairpiece, an unheralded witness to any of Trump's tantrums, arguments and fleeting affairs, was paid an…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Set To Make Super Bowl Coin-Toss
Football fans across the country are waiting on tenterhooks tonight, after NFL commissioner Roger Goodell hinted in an interview with sports journalists that Sunday's Super Bowl pre-match coin-toss may be made by the Republican representative for Geo…
Read full storyAn Undefeated Wrestler on The Harvard Women’s Team Has Been Banned
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of Harvard University, is that one of its star female wrestlers, Penny Saddlehorn, has just been banned. According to iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, it appears that Saddlehorn, who had a…
Read full storyNew Orleans is Moving This Year's Mardi Gras Celebration To Denver, Colorado
NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – The New Orleans City Council, with the approval of the Chamber of Commerce, has decided to move this year’s Mardi Gras celebration to Denver, Colorado. City manager Paxton W. Studsteen stated that the reason is due to…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…
Read full storyEric Trump Lets It Accidentally Slip, That His Daddy Is Planning on Escaping To Scotland
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Eric Trump, Donald’s second and least-favorite son, was in the Big Apple getting a pubic procedure redone. He was interviewed by Fox News reporter Maria Bartiromo, and asked how his daddy was doing. Eric replied that…
Read full storyA Disclaimer Before Giuliani Speaks
Who knew that Rudolph Giuliani had a radio program? Apparently, before his program began recently, there was a disclaimer. “That’s kind of an insult,” said Giuliani. Not kind of an insult, it is most definitely an insult, as well as an insura…
Read full storyMan Made Mistake Of Spitting Whilst On Motorbike
A man out for a ride as a passenger on his wife's motorcycle at the weekend, has revealed how he made the catastrophic and very embarrassing mistake of attempting to spit whilst the vehicle was in motion. The incident happened last Sunday, as Moys…
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