Man Has Stopped Saying "Hello"
In a move that would have the former Commodores singer Lionel Richie spinning in his grave - if he were dead, which he isn't, one man has decided that, henceforth, he is not going to say the word "Hello" anymore. The reason is simple. "Overuse,…
Read full storyLosers And Suckers, Vote Twice For Trump, And His Hair Is The Thing
September Election News: Unbelievably, the Trump election campaign has doubled down at the start of the month, making Trump’s defeat certain. More stuff is coming out about the real Donald Trump, and while always suspected, this new stuff is traitoro…
Read full storyTaco Bell Adds Mexican Food to Menu
NEW YORK – In a move that has stunned the fast-food world, Taco Bell have announced that they will begin to offer Mexican food on their menu. A spokesman for YUM Brands, owner of the successful food purveyor, stated, “It is time we recognized the…
Read full storyJoe Biden, Being There
A great deal of ink has been spilled with arguments pro and con in the battle between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. But for all the heated complaints and invective, the contest will evidently be decided not on grounds of platforms and positions, but on…
Read full storyMan writes quick story, just to say he's done one today
A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has spoken of how he quickly wrote a story in about ten minutes, just to say he'd done one for today, and so that other contributors wouldn't get to totally monopolise the pages of The Spoof.
Read full storyMan who says asking for a friend, doesn't have any friends
John Hargreaves, a man about town from Tipping on the Wold, who always uses the phrase Asking for a Friend, has revealed, that, sadly, he doesn't have any friends. The rambunctious 37-year-old kettle descaler told us: 'Yes, I say it all of the tim…
Read full storyMan who tells people he can't complain spending time complaining
Barry Smyth, from Mithering on the Trent, always tells people, when asked how he is, that he can't complain. Judging from his recent behaviour on Trip Advisor, Facebook, Twitter, and anywhere else, though, he has spent Lockdown doing very little o…
Read full storyAstrology Solves Your Problems, with Geoff Medium
Hello, fellow mystics! Tis I, the diabolical Geoff Medium with more of your problems. This week, we focus on problems of a sexual nature, because I'm told they get more views. Dear Geoff, I am a 46-year-old man, and I recently moved in with my pa…
Read full storyWikileaks Announces That it is Planning on Dumping Hundreds of Explicit Photos of President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A well-known White House insider is saying that the President is in a horrendously horrible mood, after learning from son Eric, that Wikileaks has just announced an up-coming public photo dump. Trump, who, four y…
Read full storyJose Altuve Says The Houston Astros Have Learned Their Lesson
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Houston Astros super star Jose Altuve spoke with a reporter for CBS Sports, and told him that the Astros have learned their lesson, and they will never, ever again cheat during a baseball game. He noted that it has been…
Read full storyWendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…
Read full storyPresident Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election
CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…
Read full storyWas Biden’s Lap Dance Divinely Inspired?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Although a spokesperson for Joe Biden stands by his statement that Biden claims to be on first-name terms with God, he conceded that the old Obama sidekick was using a figure of speech when declaring that "God and I call each othe…
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