Hello, fellow mystics! Tis I, the diabolical Geoff Medium with more of your problems. This week, we focus on problems of a sexual nature, because I'm told they get more views.
I am a 46-year-old man, and I recently moved in with my partner, a 42-year-old woman with a 20-year-old daughter. From the various adult videos I have watched on the internet, I am confused as to why the daughter is not trying to throw herself at me at every opportunity. Why is she not behaving like a nymphomaniac who likes older men?
For a Sagitarrius, keeping a rabbit can be a difficult prospect. Did you know that rabbits eat their own excrement to get all the nutrients out of it. You should do the same with your own emotional incontinence
I am a 46-year-old man, and for the last year I have been seeing a therapist, revealing to her my innermost thoughts. What is the best way to ask her out on a date?
Librans often have problems with lip baldness. It isn't easy for them to cultivate a full moustache. I would recommend asking your local chemist for a moustache cream that matches your starsign.
I am a 46-year-old woman, and I find myself attracted to toilets. Every time I see one, I just want to sit on it and grind away for hours on end. Is there something wrong with me?
People born under the sign of Aries like lavish funerals, so I understand your difficulties in meeting the cost. Why not try selling a kidney? I can recommend a good unregistered surgeon.
[Editor: There seems to have been yet another mixup with the letters and their replies this week. We'll try to make sure this doesn't happen again.]