Reduced Milk Was Off
A liter of milk that was purchased for half its normal retail price at a local supermarket was 'off', and not fit for human consumption, claims a human who tried to consume it. The milk, which was 'Full Cream', had been selling for its regular pri…
Read full storyCouple reading Fifty Shades of Grey for the comedy
Gary and Lorraine Johnson have revealed on their blog, and to its eleven followers, that they are now reading Fifty Shades of Grey for the comedy. 'We tried reading it seriously,' said Gary, 'but when we got to all of the sex bits, Lorraine just f…
Read full storyBBC Announces "Shoutiest Chef" Competition
The BBC, long revered around the world for producing the most inane and pointless cookery shows, has announced yet another one. The show will be along the lines of its headline "Masterchef" and "Saturday Kitchen" programmes, and will feature a bun…
Read full storyDoes this remind you of the pub on a Friday night?
Whilst watching the presidential debate between two old blokes in their seventies, with all fashioned views and remembering a better time, Stanley Bridgewater was reminded of his old Friday nights in the pub. 'I really miss those times,' said Stan…
Read full storyMen put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals
As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…
Read full storyJaggedone sues The Eagles because they nicked his original 'Hotel California' lyrics called; Botox-Bar-California!
(NOT EDITED) The Eagles classic is a 'rip-off' of Jaggedone's most infamous poem written by him stoned out of his brains in a cinema watching Woodstock! The original text called: BOTOX-BAR CALIFORNIA gave Eagles lyric writer the idea to write their f…
Read full storyNo Wonder Donald Trump Can’t Spell Nobel
Few would want to refer to the President of the United States as a Windbag, but after the first debate? What a puffed up Windbag! Viewers watching the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden were reported yelling at their televis…
Read full storyPresident Trump Tells The Presidential Debate Audience That He Is Not Going To Denounce White Extremist Groups
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – President Trump showed the entire world that he has the manners of a boa constrictor, as he threw Fox News moderator Chris Wallace’s debate rules out of the window. Trump carried on as if he was a World War II Nazi gene…
Read full storyNotre Dame University Has Traced the Source That Infected 40 Players with The Coronavirus
SOUTH BEND, Indiana – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis Chattering Courier newspaper is reporting that Notre Dame football coach, Brian Kelly, is shocked and highly upset that 40 of this Fighting Irish players have tested positive for C-19. The c…
Read full storyThe First Presidential Debate Turned Into an Uncontrolled Dumpster Fire
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The first of, hopefully, only one presidential debate finally took place, and as Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine said, it was one uncontrolled dumpster fire. Moderator Chris Wallace should have had both pa…
Read full storyThe Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The three members of the all-girl Russian band, Pussy Riot, were recently interviewed by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Swizzle asked them about the fact that President Trump is insisting that they change…
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