Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light
Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…
Read full storyTrump Announces Voter Fraud Before It Occurred
Did Donald Trump tell a lie? Is the Pope Catholic? Is the Queen of England British? Does morning follow sunrise? Or… Editor’s note: Okay. We get the point. What did he say this time? Journalists throughout the world, particularly those at Spoof…
Read full storySex To Be Taxed
There was grim news on the horizon this evening, when it was announced from Whitehall that, from 1 January next year, sex will become taxable. The Coronavirus has effectively put paid to British business, with manufacturing almost at a standstill,…
Read full storyJoe Rogan NOT supplying questions to Chris Wallace and the candidates for presidential debate
Following interest in Joe Rogan's hosting the first presidential debate, some sources (anonymous) indicate he is scripting questions and already passing them along. Moderator of Debate #1, FOX News' Chris Wallace, says not so, but he is “intereste…
Read full storyI didn’t pay my taxes?
I didn’t pay my taxes? I didn’t pay my dues I didn’t sleep with hookers It’s really all fake news I didn’t cheat on spouses I didn’t collude with Russians My son-in-law certainly wasn’t involved In Moscow-based discussions I didn’t dodge…
Read full storyMan Can Remember Random French Words From School
A man who left high school more than 40 years ago has said he is still haunted by the experience of learning French, and is often bothered by remembering random French words and their meanings. Moys Kenwood, 57, left school in 1979, but still vivi…
Read full storyFlat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!
(NOT EDITED) Global Loonies have formed a new protest for all global loonies to participate in, it's called, "Flat Friday Flatulence!" They have ordered all believers in the "Flat-Earth-Society-Conspiracy-Club' to join hands on Fridays and fart toge…
Read full storyThe Donald would like his final resting place to be a pyramid
United States President, Donald J Trump, has expressed a strong desire to have his remains buried under the Egyptian Pyramid of the Sphinx. However, that's not enough for Donald. He wants to have his image carved into the pyramid, replacing the ex…
Read full storyKneecaps and elbows
As any genuine football fan will tell you, the VAR system (video assistant referee) is rubbish. A shambles. Offside and handball rulings have become a lottery. While the F.A. promised it would mean 'minimal interference, maximum benefit', the naked t…
Read full storyThe Seattle Seahawks Didn’t Need The 12th Man To Defeat The Dallas Cowboys
SEATTLE – (Sports Satire) – The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Dallas Cowboys 38 to 31, before an empty stadium. Seahawks coach Pete Carroll pointed out that the team did not need the help of the 12th man. The 12th man refers to the team’s fans,…
Read full storyDemi Lovato and Brad Pitt Are Reportedly Getting Hot and Heavy
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Celebrity Globe is reporting that the budding romance between Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt has reached the ‘sizzling stage’. Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe, said that a very reliable source informed her that the t…
Read full storyPresident Trump Blames The California Wildfires on Fireflies
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump attended church services at Our Lady of The Perpetual Swamp - well, actually, he drove by the church on his way to get breakfast at McDonalds. According to a White House insider, the President rem…
Read full storyPresident Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin, is planning on making a major announcement. According to a Kremlin insider, Putin has become very unhappy with President Trump,…
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