Man Oblivious To Bacon Factory Fire After Being Distracted By Nice Smell
A man has recounted how he remained unaware of a blaze at a local bacon processing factory, despite noticing a 'delicious smell'. Myke Woodson, 57, was sitting reading a book in the back garden of his mother's house in Oaf-on-Sea, when, all of a s…
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days
In news that will surprise many readers, the Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has said he has 'learnt his Greek lesson', and, these days, never takes his face mask off. Maguire was recently arrested on the Greek sunshine isla…
Read full storyWhere’s Hunter?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elvis has been sighted more often than Hunter Biden. He was born with a plastic face and a silver spoon in his mouth. The guy was kicked out of the Navy. Do you know how hard it is to get kicked out of the Navy when your old man is…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is A Sore Loser
Before the election returns are even in and counted, Donald Trump is behaving as though he knows with absolute certainty that he is about to be fired by the American voters. Trump doesn’t seem to notice that his White House performance fell short…
Read full storyCongressman Nadler Defiled the Office!
Washington D.C.; President Trump was furious upon learning the Congressman Jerry Nadler defecated on live TV yesterday. It’s rumored that he wanted the flags flown upside down at the Capitol building, but feared it might send the wrong message about…
Read full storyUsed condoms for sale
Beijing, China— Cops in China have seized more than 800,000 used condoms that had been boiled, dried and put up for sale, in a southern province. Chinese authorities traced the condoms to a small business in San Francisco California run by an old…
Read full storyCat fighting not forbidden in German backgarden's!
(NOT EDITED) After a series of aggressive cats having 'pops' at each other in a German back garden in Iserlohn, a clever pit-bull owner thought, "I can make mega-Marks, sorry Euros, out of these cats 'popping' at each other." So, he built himself…
Read full storyNew England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Has Just Had The Drug Charges Against Him Dropped
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The district attorney of Boston has just made New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft one very happy man. The Pats owner was told that the charges stemming from his visit to the Asian House of Hornyism, and allegedly com…
Read full storyNewly Discovered Reports Show That Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham Have Received Campaign Donations From The Kremlin
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – France’s Ohh La La News Agency is reporting that they have discovered secret reports showing that the Kremlin has contributed quite a lot of money to two U.S. senatorial campaigns. The report shows that Kentucky…
Read full storyThe Name Karen Is Now The Most Unpopular Female Baby Name in The U.S.
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – The National Baby-Naming Registry Federation has just announced that, in the past two months, there has not been a single female baby anywhere in the entire nation given the name Karen. Federation assistant director Alana…
Read full storyDonald Trump Sperm Bank Project To Go Ahead
President Donald Trump may finally have gone some way to acknowledging his own part in the deaths of more than 200,000 US citizens from the Coronavirus, by announcing his intention to open brand new state-of-the-art sperm banks in every major city ac…
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