Man Had Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew
We've all heard it said many times before - the somewhat admonishing phrase "you've bitten off more than you can chew!" - and that was exactly the case for one man at the weekend when he bit off more than he could chew. The man in question was non…
Read full storySo Nancy Pelosi Didn’t Wear A Face Mask
The sky fell! Boom. Every Republican is pointing fingers at Nancy Pelosi because she didn’t wear a face mask while having her hair shampooed. Kind of impossible to wear a mask while your hair is being shampooed. Do you think she should have held…
Read full storyOatmeal Successfully Brainwashes Another Generation
A mushy pile of milled oat grains has somehow convinced another generation of Americans that it is a viable breakfast option. A recent study conducted at the University of Pennsylvania has revealed that teens and young adults enjoy eating oatmeal…
Read full storyDow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt
Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl…
Read full storyReturn of the piss vans
Urination vehicles have not been seen in Manchester since the 1950s. In those days it was the rarity of toilets that meant many locals were happy to literally "spend a penny" to take a pee in one. Yet now, with coronavirus ravaging parts of the No…
Read full storyMan Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…
Read full storyBaby Didn't Want To Be Born
A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…
Read full story"Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!
(UNEDITED) "I would never have hacked it into Nr 10 unless I was a huge ditherer, bringing confusion, chaos, and not letting people know what I actually mean; it's my strongest characteristic, or not, or yes!" BOJO recently divulged to Jaggedone in a…
Read full storyTiffany Trump Addresses the Rumors That She Will Be Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump’s second daughter was asked by Entertainment Tonight about the latest rumors coming out of the 24-hour rumor mills. Tiffany was asked if it was true that Fox News is seriously considering having her…
Read full storyThe New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…
Read full storyPresident Trump Tells a Group of High School Students They Don’t Have to Wear Their COVID-19 Masks
TARANTULA FALLS, Rhode Island – (Satire News) - The 45th president and his top adviser, Ivanka Trump, traveled to Tarantula Falls, Rhode Island, to speak before an assembly of students at Mrs. Paul Revere High School. Trump told the 147 students n…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season
LONG ISLAND, New York – (Sports Satire) – Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…
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