Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…
Read full storyJoe Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, Joe Biden's running mate in the 2020 election, raised eyebrows on Monday evening after she accidentally touted economic plans under a "Harris administration." "A Harris administration, together with Joe B…
Read full storyEasy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality
We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…
Read full storyTrump Confesses He Can’t Win 2020 Election
Donald Trump has confessed that he can not win the 2020 election. At least, not honestly. So he condemned mail-in or absentee ballots, which are safe ways to avoid being exposed to the coronavirus. However, both leave a paper trail. Trump doesn't lik…
Read full storyUK crawls up US rear end and vanishes!
(NOT EDITED) A tiny island in the middle of nowhere has decided to beg its big brother, over there, somewhere, to suck it up, and make sure it disappears into the Atlantic Ocean determined to become a Stars and Stripes satellite state. Political m…
Read full storyPresident Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…
Read full storyLionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona
BARCELONA – (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…
Read full storyPele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs
SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Amazon News is reporting that the president of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, is very disappointed in two of his star players. Sao Paulo striker Galixico Saludos and goalkeeper Allegro Cabeza de Vaca ha…
Read full storyNFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…
Read full storyTampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Has Laid A Bet That His Team Will Get To The Super Bowl
Tampa Bay, Fl - In a remarkable show of confidence in the ability and determination of his new football team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, Tom Brady, has bravely 'put his money where his mouth is', and placed a bet on the Buccs to reach Supe…
Read full storyTrump Announces Peace Accord With Seychelles and Mauritius
The White House, Washington D. C. Woof Blister with another SINful report for Spoof International News. Exclusive to The Spoof. President Donald J. Trump today, on the White House lawn, proudly announced a peace accord between two countries in Sout…
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