UK crawls up US rear end and vanishes!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 16 September 2020

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'May' she be the one who sunk the UK with impunity, or did she just open the 'Hoover Dam!'?

(NOT EDITED) A tiny island in the middle of nowhere has decided to beg its big brother, over there, somewhere, to suck it up, and make sure it disappears into the Atlantic Ocean determined to become a Stars and Stripes satellite state.

Political morons running, and ruining this once great, historical island, have no doubt the future lies firmly 'up the butt' of the US, and is sending its envoys out to make sure their deranged president sucks up yet another victim in his bid to destroy the planet!

The UK, once a proud and majestic Empire (well not so majestic if one considers slavery, incarceration, racism, thieving natural resources, etc, etc, as part of their 'Tentacles of Evil'; great book title that) has degraded into a bunch of grovelling, butt-licking, US subordinates. In addition, the UK leader is making sure he kneels down, not to be knighted by the Queen, but to give the US president a 'blow job' every time his first lady is not available!

A Brit envoy is presently 'licking every butt' possible in the US carrying out the PM's orders while Brits sweating at home are dealing with the worst statistics relating to a certain pandemic that any other nation has; well at least Britannia still rules the waves in some things!

The EU, refusing to be trampled on by a bunch of marauding, political Brit Hooligans, have another Island as a 'Trump Card' to thwart any attack by Brits across the Irish Sea. They are not even worried if Brit soldiers attempt to hang Irish protesters up on Dublin's lampposts; Es War Einmal!

"WE ARE SOLIDARITY!" say the EU, and not a nation of butt-licking subordinates bending over to a giant, political, moron sitting in his white palace claiming,

'ONLY MY LIFE MATTERS!"

Jaggedone just puked....

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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