Donald Trump Did Not Win The Nobel Peace Prize
Incredible surprise. Stop the world. Donald Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. You’d think that, after separating babies and children from parents, putting children in cages, and locking them in those cages, Donald Trump actually thought he cou…
Read full storyHannity Will Moderate Next Debate After His Nose is Surgically Removed from Trump’s Ass
Washington - Fox News host Sean Hannity will be tabbed by the President and his supporters to be the moderator of the next debate between himself and Joe Biden. The location, according to Trump, will be the Fox News studios. Guests will be requir…
Read full storyMike Pence: Don’t Call Me Fly Face
BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Harris - Pence debate Wednesday night, everyone saw a fly land on Vice-President Mike Pence’s head. As much as that fly loved Pence, he is not the original Fly Face. There is but one Fly Face. The original Fly Face w…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Blamed For The Kidnap Plot Of Michigan Governor
Donald Trump is being blamed for the white supremest, racists, good Nazis, stand down but stand by, plan to kidnap Michigan’s Governor Gretchen Whitmer, take her to an undisclosed location, put her on trial by the same criminal kidnappers, and presum…
Read full storyDolly Parton In Late Bid To Become US President
In news that is almost impossible for anyone to take seriously, the Country & Western music star Dolly Parton, who had a string of hits, has announced her intention to run for the presidency of the United States. Parton, who has no political e…
Read full storyNobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer
It's been a noteworthy and somewhat surprising day in the world of penmanship, and, after the Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to US poet Louise Gluck, there was an even bigger shock when the prize for Shiterature went to the English spoof scri…
Read full storyAnother Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination
Amy Barrett likes to show off her two adopted Haitian children. They make her look like a good, caring individual. Obviously, critics of Barrett want to make sure that the adoptions were above board, but the potential criticisms of her go much furt…
Read full storyNFL, Big 10 Will Play Games Despite Civil War
Nov. 7, 2020. Atlanta, Georgia. An S.O.S. from Woof Blister, reporting for Spoof On Sports. Despite the undeclared civil war that broke out two days after the disputed presidential election, both the National Football league and the Big Ten college c…
Read full storyJerry Jones Announces That The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is Now on Sale
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Dallas Cowboys owner and man who knows how to turn a buck or a million, Jerry Jones, has just announced the much-awaited news…The 2021 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nude Calendar is now on sale. Jones, who owns the most ex…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Confesses That She Hasn’t Had An Orgasm in 13 Months
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who is her father’s most trusted adviser, has really been quite depressed lately. And it’s not because her father contracted the Coronavirus, since she knew it was going to happen, due to the fact…
Read full storyThe Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump was asked by a reporter with the iNews Agency, how much his 3-day Walter Reed Hospital stay cost the American taxpayers. He replied that he did not give diddly squat how much it cost, because he h…
Read full storyClaudia Conway is Giving Her Mother Kellyanne Conway Hell!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe Express reports that there are fireworks over at George and Kellyanne Conway’s home, all courtesy of the Conways’ teenage daughter, Claudia. It seems that the teenage Tik Tok Princess and her…
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