Donald Trump Is Blamed For The Kidnap Plot Of Michigan Governor

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 9 October 2020

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"No, I vote with my gun."

Donald Trump is being blamed for the white supremest, racists, good Nazis, stand down but stand by, plan to kidnap Michigan’s Governor Gretchen Whitmer, take her to an undisclosed location, put her on trial by the same criminal kidnappers, and presumedly execute her.

Has Trump made a statement condemning the plotters? Nope!

Will he ever issue a statement praising the group? Sure! “There were some good people in that kidnap group that wanted to take the law into their hands because they were frustrated by that woman who wanted to lock them up. That woman doesn’t know what she’s doing.”

That woman, the elected governor of Michigan, and elected without Putin’s help, demonstrated executive ability in an attempt to stop the spread of coronavirus for the people in her state of Michigan.

You see, governing, paying your taxes, and leadership, is the job of an elected official. It isn’t playing golf, watching television, and eating chocolate cake.

It is clear Donald Trump might pardon the entire group before they go on trial, but after he loses the election on November 3rd. He’ll retain the power of the pardon until January 20, 2021. It's also rumored he might pardon members of his family and himself, if that is legally possible.

The Attorney General hasn’t, as yet, condemned this group of would-be kidnappers.

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