Washington - Trump supporter and Russian tool, Rudy Giuliani, finally revealed his long-awaited October surprise, the predicted giant "bigger than Watergate" and "worst of all recorded history" scandal involving Vice President's son, Hunter Biden, and his employment in the Ukraine.
Rudy worked feverishly with manipulative Russian agents to hatch a huge plot, but, as of yesterday, had been unsuccessful in getting Attorney General William Barr to file charges against Trump's opponents in the election.
The only apparent surprise came at a meeting at the White House, held, of course, with no face coverings, during which Rudy tried to slowly and silently release gasses built up in his lower tract from some Borsht he consumed in Moscow, but instead loaded up his boxers right in the Oval Office.
"Man that's horrible, now I do need a mask," said Trump in disgust.
Later on that afternoon, Caroline Giuliani, daughter of Rudy, appeared on Rachel Maddow's show, and said her dad had gone off the deep end, and that she was voting for Biden.