INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - President Trump was thrilled to see so many supporters at his last Trump Campaign Hate Rally.
He looked out at the crowd, which he estimated to be between one and two million, and gave them all a thumbs-up, as he said, “Masks, we don’t need no stinkin’ masks.”
The crowd roared and began chanting "Trump, Trump, you’re not a chump!"
Melania’s soon-to-be ex-husband gave them all the ‘heil’ sign.
As the cameras panned the crowd, one could see a smattering of swastika signs, KKK hoods, and red MAGA caps, and a few were probably good people.
Former star of TV’s “Joanie Loves Chachi” Scott Baio was the evening's featured guest.
He told the crowd that he never believed that story about Trump humping Stormy Daniels.
Baio explained that Stormy is a registered Democrat, and Trump hates Dems more than he hates the wind blowing and messing up his Dolly Parton-style hairdo.