Herd Mentality, Herd Immunity, Mob Mentality
According to Google, there is such a thing as Herd Mentality. Donald Trump used the term Herd Mentality incorrectly when meaning Herd Immunity, as a universal means to cure COVID-19. It isn’t exactly like the lyricist Ira Gershwin's: You say po-ta…
Read full storyThe Four signs of an approaching apocalypse
1) A New album from Steps 2) The idea, let alone the production of Sister Act 3 3) A Spice Girls tour planned for 2021 4) Chris Grayling finding an averagely-paid job he can be competent in News has reached us that these are the four main sign…
Read full storyMassive Public Response to Government Initiative
Minister for Spiffing Wheezes, Annie Thingwecangetawaywith, has applauded the heartwarming response from the public to her latest initiative (spiffing wheeze). “The Secretary of State convened a special meeting of the Committee for Cylindrical Co…
Read full storyDonald Trump's pumpkin is not doing so well
Donald Trump's pumpkin, Snoofkins, which he has been growing in the White House garden, is said to be suffering due to neglect and a lack of care. Snoofkins, which has been steadily growing for Halloween, when eyes, a mouth and a giant hole will b…
Read full storyGrace Jones In Altercation After Driver Pulls Up To Her Bumper
The Jamaican singer and actress, Grace Jones, has been questioned by police in New York after an incident in which a driver showed a complete disregard for proper road safety, and pulled up to her bumper. Jones, 72, was taking time out from the st…
Read full storyMan Had Freezing Cold Shower
A distinct change in normal weather conditions left one man with no option but to endure a freezing cold shower this morning, an experience that virtually 'shrivelled up' some parts of his anatomy. The unseasonal week-long rainfall and dramatic dr…
Read full storyTrump Loans Fed Chief Powell Some of his Steroids; He Immediately Sends Another $10 Trillion to Wall Street
Wall Street, New York - President Donald Trump, currently on tour throughout the United States after beating COVID-19 said he felt "so powerful" on Monday, in Florida. Trump was given steroids to treat his COVID-19 by doctors at Walter Reed Hospital…
Read full storySpam, Spam, Spam!
(NOT EDITED) It has been confirmed by US and UK scientists that consuming too much 'SPAM' is a deadly disease. In fact, both variations, the porky type, and the cyber type, cause depression, suicide, obesity, and smelly breath, among other symptoms.
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Kicked in The Gut by The Coronapalooza Virus
TURIM, Italy – (Sports Satire) – Italy’s La Pizzeria News Agency is reporting that Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Juventus, has just tested positive for the dreaded COVID-19 virus. The 35-year-old Ronaldo, who is considered one of the greatest f…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He is Changing The Name of The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump called in to Tucker Carlson at Fox News and told him that he has decided to change the name of the White House. Tucker started smiling like a 14-year-old boy who has just seen his first pair of Pl…
Read full storyThe NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…
Read full storyThe Pied Piper of The Potomac is Going to Lead All of His Trumptards Into The Coronavirus River
OUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency is saying that ever since Trump left the hospital against doctor’s orders, and is now going back to not wearing his mask, lots of his supporters are starting to abandon him. Delta…
Read full storyTrump's Post-Election Civil War Contingency Plan
Bellevue, Nebraska. U S A. A SINful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News. Exclusive to The Spoof. Our annual visit to USSTRATCOM, the U.S. Strategic Command located at Offutt Air Force base near Bellevue, Nebraska, revealed just h…
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