What? Donald Trump was arrested? For which crime? Abuse of power? Being a COVID-19 Super-spreader? Inciting a militia to take over a state and assassinate the governor? Conspiring with an adversary - Russia? Assaulting women on planes, trains, and in dressing rooms? Delinquent on alimony payments? Tax fraud? Money laundering? Disrespecting the Queen of England? Slandering foreign nations by calling them Shit-Holes. Disparaging women with gangster talk? Abusing the emolument clause?
Alright already! He’ll be arraigned tomorrow at the United States Southern District of New York. The specifics will be in a printout. He couldn’t post bail. No dough. The family is broke. Again. They even use Air Force One to go to the dentist. So he poses a flight risk, and he’s sleeping in the slammer. He’ll be wearing an orange jumpsuit and a ponytail in court tomorrow. No make-up. And he can say so-long to his gold toilet. He’ll be using the crapper.
Reporters questioned whether he was arrested at the White House.
It was revealed that he was driving in a motorcade, and a police officer on a two-wheeler flagged the car down and pulled him over. One of the tail lights of his car was out, and the police officer was going to let them know.
Evidently, Trump, quick as a chipmunk, rolled down the window and reached out with a $75 bill in his hand, saying he was late for a rally.
The police officer certainly wasn’t going to be accused of taking a bribe. So he called it in. The paddy wagon arrived, and Trump was arrested on a bribery charge, and trying to pass a counterfeit $75 bill.
“Didn’t know there was a $75 bill.”
“There isn’t. The ink was still wet.”
To the first paragraph at the top of this page, add bribery, counterfeit, and driving with a busted tail light.
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