The Four signs of an approaching apocalypse

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 14 October 2020

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It's all so beautiful.....

1) A New album from Steps
2) The idea, let alone the production of Sister Act 3
3) A Spice Girls tour planned for 2021
4) Chris Grayling finding an averagely-paid job he can be competent in

News has reached us that these are the four main signs of a fast-approaching apocalypse. A worldwide pandemic, clueless politicians and leaders ignoring doctors, major job losses and impacted physical and mental health issues are all a cause for concern. A world-renowned expert told us:

'Doomed, we are all doomed, and to make matters worse, I don't even like Steps, Sister Act, or the Spice Girls,' said Chris Grayling, now on £20,000 for a forty-five-hour week.

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