People Disgusted With Woman Who Put Bananas On Her Head
A woman who put a large quantity of bananas on her head and started to walk around the streets with them, has come in for criticism from other members of the public, who said that her behavior was "unnecessary" and "unbecoming". The incident happe…
Read full storySpeaking Clock To Make Welcome Return
News has just reached us that, according to official timekeepers at the office of the Department of Time, in Greenwich, London, the Speaking Clock will make its much-awaited return to service in January. And the time is just gone twenty to five.
Read full storyTrump's Defeat - According to a Football Pundit
Alan Shearsmith, a football pundit here offers us his interpretation of why Donald Trump failed to win a second term. 'The thing is, right, at the end of the day, Trump lost, because he didn't bring his A-game. I think it was over-confidence on Do…
Read full storyNerdish Bully now bullying in Latin
Quentin Headspace III, a man blessed with both brains and brawn (or so he likes to tell everyone) will henceforth be bullying everyone in Latin. 'Yes,' said Quentin, 'all of the other bullies only bully in English, very short, simple words, aimed…
Read full storyDeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder
Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio, reports his daughter is recovering nicely and will be released soon. His daughter, Chiara DeBlasio, 25, showed signs of a second indication of perfide rei publicae lingua (rogue political tongue) in Democratic Cir…
Read full storyKilts, sporrans and 'tossing' their cabers prove Scotland still have 'mega-ginger-balls!'
NOT EDITED No underwear needed as Scottish footy players flashed their 'necessaries' in Zagreb proving this great, tiny nation, is back among Europe's elite, with or without Brexit! The renowned Tartan Army, sporting ginger bonces, knocked-knees,…
Read full storyTrump suddenly appears in public. Biden is not worried.
President of the United States, Donald J Trump, has made his first public appearance in five days, to attend the Memorial Day remembrance service. Observers say he looked relaxed and at ease, as he laid a wreath at the memorial plinth and then pl…
Read full storyPresident Trump Hates Fox News and Vows To Destroy It With His Own News Network
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The President held another of his post-election campaign rallies. This one was in the Keystone state town of Quaker Oats. The town, founded in 1616, is noted for growing the tastiest oats in the world. I…
Read full storyElvis Spotted At a Sex Toy Shop in Iowa
CORN HOLE, Iowa - (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that two different individuals have claimed that they saw 'the king', Elvis Presley, in a sexy toy shop in the small town of Corn Hole. The two individuals identified as cousins Mingy M…
Read full storyEgrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…
Read full storyThe Auntie Anne Pretzel Company in a Budget Tightening Move Says They Are Cutting Back on Salt Grains
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – ABC News and CNN have both recently reported that the pretzel business is booming. Sales of the salt-covered pastry have already surpassed the national sales of Fried Spinach, Emu-Meat Hot Dogs, and Enchil…
Read full storyFridays - Are They Really That Great?
At the end of a long, hard, not to mention exhausting, week at work, it's good to reach Friday, knowing that a weekend full of relaxation with our family is waiting for us at home. One man, however, doesn't see things quite like that. Myke Wood…
Read full storyAged Spoof Writer to Take Kamala's Senate Seat?
Covina, CA. Special to The Spoof. In a surprising move, California governor Gavin Newsom is considering appointing one of The Spoof's major contributors to replace Kamala Harris as that state's junior senator. This, despite press reports that a Latin…
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