Trump Says: Children Will Steal Absentee Ballots
Trump says that this nation can not have an election by absentee ballot, because children will go down the street and get into mailboxes and steal the votes. Oy vey! He was also quoted as saying, “If we use absentee ballots, I’ll never win an...
Read full storyBadger Sandpaper release new album
New Noise-Folk band, Badger Sandpaper, will release their debut album 'Jesus, Alvin, will you stop asking if we are nearly there yet?' tomorrow with a zoom meeting. The album, which blends the industrial rhythms of a cement mixer, gregorian chants…
Read full storyAardvark Trampoline in development
Scientists in Little Big Toe, Arkansas, have been busy during lockdown developing a new fun form of the trampoline for Aardvarks. 'It is not really for aardvarks ' said lead scientist, Brick Underlay, 'it is for all animals, but we felt that, in t…
Read full storyMan's grudges only growing more and more dangerous
Having recently escaped from Ikea, ladies man, Brian Asshat, has revealed that the many grudges he already has have been growing during the lockdown. 'Let's look at the people I dislike. Hilary from the library, Tom Johnson from down the street, B…
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