Last Line of Defense Ribbon Campaign Announced!
(Philadelphia, PA) Support The Ribbons, Inc. (a New York state supplier of made-in-China custom-printed magnetic ribbons) announced a new line of products specifically designed to address the needs of the true heroes of this tragic time, the Last Lin...
Read full storyBible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000
The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...
Read full storyBuddhist Smugly Reflects that at Least He Has the Present Moment
While others panic over lurking viruses, climate chaos, and the collapse of the economy, long-practicing Buddhist Josh Foster of Nashville, Tennessee, smugly reflected that at least he has the present moment. “I try not to throw it in people’s fac...
Read full storyPresident Trump Says Hydroxychloroquine Is That Stuff They Put In Toothpaste
In the relentless battle being fought to discover a cure for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, President Donald Trump has confirmed that Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) is perfectly safe, as it is already a main constituent of most major brands of toothpast...
Read full storyTrump Dancing Out Of The White House In A Grass Skirt?
Many in the fake news world are incorrectly suggesting that Donald J. flipped out during a recent White House news rally. The New York Times published an article chronicling his apparent foot-dragging about the coronavirus before calling for a shutdo...
Read full storyKellyanne Conway Commented That Sean Hannity Wants To Be President Trump’s 2020 Running Mate Real, Real Bad
DETROIT – President Trump’s chief counselor Kellyanne Conway was in the Motor City visiting one of her sisters-in-law, Consuelo Conway. She was asked by a reporter with the Detroit Daily Divulger about a rumor that had been making the rounds that...
Read full storyBernie Sanders Endorses Joe Biden Setting The Stage For A Vicious, No-Holds-Barred, Free-For-All Campaign Against Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY – The man known as the “Bern” went on live stream and endorsed the man known as “Capt. Blue Collar.” Bernie Sanders said that if he had to endure another four years of Trump’s Day Care presidency, he thinks that he would rather move...
Read full storyIvanka Trump Accidentally Reveals That Dr. Fauci Will Soon Be Fired
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – Ivanka Trump, the oldest of Trump’s two daughters, was speaking before a group of Republican women who call themselves Lesbians For Trump. She told them that her daddy embraces all kinds of women. She giggled and said that sh...
Read full storyNASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing has suspended Kyle Larson. The driver was engaged in a virtual racing game called “Left, Left, Left” when he blurted out the dreaded “N” word. Larson told racing officia...
Read full storyMedical Mask Stock Purchases are Breaking All Kinds of Records
KANSAS CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has stated that while most U.S. stocks are taking a big dive, the medical mask industry factories are working 24/7 as medical mask sales are going through the ceiling. Orion P. Hemmingway, who is the CEO o...
Read full storyPresident Trump Was Seen Playing Golf at 3 AM
ARLINGTON, Virginia - A reporter with The Baltimore Implier-Journal has said that he was informed by a golf course security guard that he saw the president and three other individuals playing 18 holes of golf at a local golf course at 3 in the mornin...
Read full storyMultiple Personality Patients Not Coping Well With Social Distancing
The government's social-distancing advice, given to try to limit the spread of any viruses that might be about, are, on the whole, having a positive effect, but there is one section of the population that is finding it nigh-on impossible to keep away...
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