Bernie Sanders Endorses Joe Biden Setting The Stage For A Vicious, No-Holds-Barred, Free-For-All Campaign Against Donald Trump

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 14 April 2020

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Bernie Sanders said that he had to admit that Joe Biden is the best choice to kick Trump out of the White House.

NEW YORK CITY – The man known as the “Bern” went on live stream and endorsed the man known as “Capt. Blue Collar.”

Bernie Sanders said that if he had to endure another four years of Trump’s Day Care presidency, he thinks that he would rather move to Iran where it’s peaceful.

He stated that Trump’s approval rating during this Coronavirus pandemic is now even lower than Mitch “The Turtle” McConnell’s and his is even lower than Ann “Giddy-Up” Coulter’s.

Bernie said that he had a long talk with Joe about hair, ketchup, Alexa, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers new quarterback Tom Brady.

Another thing that Biden and Sanders talked about was getting all of the late night talk show hosts to write him dozens and dozens of anti-Trump jokes.

Bernie giggled and said that no doubt Trump would counter the comedy kings with little Scotty Baio who reportedly knows lots of jokes about Attila the Hun, broccoli, and The Women of the KKK.

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