Medical Mask Stock Purchases are Breaking All Kinds of Records

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 April 2020

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Two nurses at Brooklyn's Salvatore Goombalini Hospital are demonstrating the proper way to wear the medical masks.

KANSAS CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has stated that while most U.S. stocks are taking a big dive, the medical mask industry factories are working 24/7 as medical mask sales are going through the ceiling.

Orion P. Hemmingway, who is the CEO of Medical Masks ‘R’ Us, said that just in the past month shares of MMRU have gone from $1.03 a share to $872.19 a share setting an all-time record.

Hemmingway said that his company has even had to import 700 workers from Guatemala, Nicaragua, and El Salvador in order to keep up with the demand.

He thought about it for a while and remarked, “Ah lets make that Sweden, Norway, and Finland.”

MMRU has even converted several NBA basketball arenas into factories and they are churning out C-19 medical masks quicker than bumble bees can bumble.

Hemmingway commented that just yesterday his company received a purchase order from Kim Kardashian for 12,000 medical masks for adults, children, and babies.

He said that she informed him that she will be keeping 7,000 for the immediate Kardashian family and the other 5,000 will be donated to the Salvatore Goombalini Hospital in Brooklyn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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