Kellyanne Conway Commented That Sean Hannity Wants To Be President Trump’s 2020 Running Mate Real, Real Bad

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 14 April 2020

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Kellyanne Conway has a feeling that Trump is not going to keep the vice-president on the 2020 ticket.

DETROIT – President Trump’s chief counselor Kellyanne Conway was in the Motor City visiting one of her sisters-in-law, Consuelo Conway.

She was asked by a reporter with the Detroit Daily Divulger about a rumor that had been making the rounds that Fox News host Sean Hannity wants to be on Trump’s presidential ticket.

At first Kellyanne totally denied that unfounded rumor as simply being an unfounded rumor.

When asked if she felt that Vice-President Pence could probably hurt Trump because of his alleged belief in ghosts, Big Foot, and the Loch Ness Monster, Conway’s ears perked up.

She said that she did not want to say to much but did say that there are those in the White House who feel that Pence is just simply a part of the furniture.

Conway said that in three and a half years she has only heard the vice-president laugh once. And that was when Jared Kushner made a joke about Nancy Pelosi’s uvula.

She said that Pency laughed so hard he knocked over his cup of pink lemonade.

IN CLOSING - Mrs. Conway did point out that she knows for a fact that 92% of Trump's base prefers Hannity over Pence.

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