Trump Offers Advice to an Indicted Netanyahu
Tel Aviv, Israel. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News - SIN. In a phone call that Israel's Prime Minister --- Netanyahu described as "perfect," U.S. president Donald Trump today offered his personal support to his indicted counterpart...
Read full storySweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot
Recent news on the Assange case indicates that Judge Emma Arbuthnot has recused herself as Mr. Assange’s prosecutor on the grounds of conflict of interest. Just a few days back, Sweden dropped its rape case charges against Assange for the third ti...
Read full storyReptilians Give Up on Plan to Enslave Humanity, Leave Earth After Watching GOP Defense of Trump
Area 51, Nevada - After witnessing the House of Representatives Impeachment testimony, questioning of witnesses and statements by GOP/Trumpist cult leaders in the House, and watching the Fox News coverage and narrative of the proceedings, the Reptil...
Read full storyBlack Friday deals in Chutney on the Fritz
Following news that our esteemed little village, Chutney on the Fritz may, in fact, be the product of an under-used imagination, here are some of the Black Friday deals you can pick up: 1) £4.99 for an hour in the company of Brian Asshat. 2) £2.4...
Read full storyNational Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know
WEST CHESTER,PA—Good things come to those who wait and to those who can wait to come. Bad things, unfortunately, are the fate of the one in five men between the ages of eighteen and fifty-nine who suffer from the social scourge of premature ejaculati...
Read full storyTrump Pardons E-Cigarette Company for Hooking Millions of Kids on Nicotine
In a dramatic policy reversal, United States President, Donald Trump, instead of banning most flavored e-cigarettes, as he had previously pledged to do, issued a presidential pardon of e-cigarette company JUUL, relieving the vaping company of crimina...
Read full storyWoman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head
A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.
Read full storyWhat Happened to David Wesley? Part 1
Dear Readers, My name is Hugh Diamond. I’m a big wave surfer and investigative journalist. David E. Wesley gave me his credentials to his account on The Spoof.com to share my story. In October 2012, when I read in a news article by Bill Searc...
Read full storyTrump Pardons Infamous Philippine Insurrection Soldier
The White House, Washington, DC. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News SIN. Lost in the hullabaloo over President Donald Trump's restoration of rank for a Navy Seal, court-martialed for his actions in Afghanistan, was Trump's secret po...
Read full storyPrince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy
After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been: "a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...
Read full storyGareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons
Real Madrid's wantaway Welsh star, Gareth Bale, has revealed he has cancelled his Spanish lessons, saying that learning the language was just too big a task. Bale, 30, has been at Madrid for more than six years, but has only a rudimentary knowledg…
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