Funny story: Scientists Deny PETA Claim That Meat Is Evil

Scientists Deny PETA Claim That Meat Is Evil

A team of UK scholars have fired back at PETA and vegan activists’ claims that “meat is evil.” While conceding that our diets could use less meat, they warned that meat proteins are essential for the development of the young, especially in impoverish...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Looks Himself in Mirror and Loses Face

Nashville Man Looks Himself in Mirror and Loses Face

After ingesting a plate of overcooked veal parmesan at a corporate dinner event in a dimlit downtown steakhouse, Joshua Hicks of Nashville, Tennessee, glanced up at the mirrored wall to make sure he didn't have any tomato sauce on his white shirt, on...

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Funny story: Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

The Housemartins, the now-defunct Hull pop band responsible for the iconic album 'London 0 Hull 4', have renamed - and will re-release - the disc from today, as a tribute to their heroes, Hull City. The Tigers were in action in midweek, against pr...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

The AFC East may well be won by the New England Patriots (10-1) come January, but their closest rivals, the Buffalo Bills, (8-3), are giving them a real run for their money, and one Bills fan was so elated after his team's latest victory, he literall...

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Funny story: Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

A man was recovering in hospital this morning having spent a night under observation, after becoming ill when he got just a little too close to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was making a speech on his campaign trail. David Syclops, from Hunsl...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Former Tottenham Hotspur boss, Mauricio Pochettino, has said in unofficial comments that he is "not interested" in the vacant manager's position at Arsenal, only hours after former incumbent, Unai Emery was sacked. Pochettino, himself sacked from...

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Funny story: Extremely Heavy And Obnoxious Amounts Of 'Soul-Draining' Bullshit Likely To Spread Throughout Midwest Over Next Couple Of Weeks

Extremely Heavy And Obnoxious Amounts Of 'Soul-Draining' Bullshit Likely To Spread Throughout Midwest Over Next Couple Of Weeks

According to radar that doesn't work all the time as well as some reports that may or may not be completely accurate, some extremely heavy and obnoxious amounts of 'soul-draining' bullshit will be pushing through the Midwest during the first half of...

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Funny story: Local jihadist expresses annoyance as Londoners enjoy quiet drink following London Bridge outrage

Local jihadist expresses annoyance as Londoners enjoy quiet drink following London Bridge outrage

A 23-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London with a conviction for terrorism, rang his local newspaper last night to express his annoyance that Londoners seemed to be enjoying their customary Friday evening drink in the bars around London Bridge...

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Funny story: Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

A man has complained about what he says is a systematic attempt to make him buy stuff, after he was repeatedly exposed to a particular advertizement whilst using the internet this very morning. The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, told of how, throughout hi...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew, the man who admitted he had wracked his brains to see if he could remember raping an underage American girl when she was just 17, is to meet the girl again, face-to-face, to see if she can 'jog his memory'. The Prince, also known as...

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