Black Friday deals in Chutney on the Fritz

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 22 November 2019

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God, I just need some proof-reading doing.

Following news that our esteemed little village, Chutney on the Fritz may, in fact, be the product of an under-used imagination, here are some of the Black Friday deals you can pick up:

1) £4.99 for an hour in the company of Brian Asshat.
2) £2.49 for a day in the company of Brian Asshat.
3) £1.49 for a day of wearing the jumper Gary Johnson
4) £2.49 for a day of discussing football with the actual Gary Johnson.
5) £5.00 for an hour of online proof-reading from Brian Asshat.
6) All Cliff Richard albums are to be given away at Chutney on the Fritz's charity shops.

Grab yourself a bargain. You know that it makes sense.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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