Funny story: Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong

The Chinese government have made an official statement to declare that nothing is happening in Hong Kong. The short written statement simply said "Hong Kong velly calm. The peopre are so happy to be a part of China." A spokesman agreed to speak to...

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Funny story: Owen Wilson Celebrity Horoscope

Owen Wilson Celebrity Horoscope

Born today, you are the sort who doesn't get your nose out of joint easily. You are cheerfully willing to accept whatever life sends your way, whether it's an also-ran finish in the sexiest-person-in-the-office contest or an also-ran finish to Matthe...

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Funny story: Pizza Express CCTV Security Tapes Have Been Stolen

Pizza Express CCTV Security Tapes Have Been Stolen

CCTV security tapes containing footage which could have proved crucial in ascertaining whether or not Prince Andrew visited the Woking branch of Pizza Express on 10 March 2001, have been stolen, says the shop's manager. The Prince faces accusation...

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Funny story: Positive Thinking Found to Be Totally Awesome in All Respects

Positive Thinking Found to Be Totally Awesome in All Respects

A recent study conducted by the Sunshine Centre has revealed positive thinking to be totally awesome in all respects. "This is true feel-good news," said Sunshine Centre Director, Cassie Hayes. "We found that, whatever the situation - I don't like...

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Funny story: Weighted-Blanket Death Syndrome on the Rise

Weighted-Blanket Death Syndrome on the Rise

WEST CHESTER--A seventy-five-year-old woman, whose name was being withheld at press time, was found dead in her apartment yesterday afternoon, trapped by the weighted blanket under which she had been pinned for some time. Neighbors, who had not seen...

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Funny story: Whitechapel woman battered husband with TV stand to 'limber up' for Black Friday

Whitechapel woman battered husband with TV stand to 'limber up' for Black Friday

A 23-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London told a court that she beat her husband with a television stand to get some practice for the hurly-burly, Black Friday melee in 11 days time. Tracy Dell of Vallance Road, fractured the skull of he...

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Funny story: Pizza Express In Woking Have Never Heard Of Prince Andrew

Pizza Express In Woking Have Never Heard Of Prince Andrew

The manager of the Woking branch of Pizza Express, where Prince Andrew says he spent time with his daughter Beatrice on the day American woman Virginia Roberts claims he was raping her, has said he has never heard of the Royal. Branch manager, Gil...

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Funny story: Queen Says She Doesn't Believe Prince Andrew Did It

Queen Says She Doesn't Believe Prince Andrew Did It

Her Majesty the Queen has said that she doesn't believe for one minute that her grandson, Prince Andrew, could have been involved in any sexual activity with an underaged 17-year-old girl in 2001, when he was 41 years old, and is prepared to stake he...

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